Somboi 生活点滴

RiO 里約大冒險

2011-05-17T23:58:00.005+08:00

Yea! Back to the theater watching RiO with my sister!
好开心！约了妹妹一起到电影院观赏里約大冒險！

Bao Bao, I am so sorry. Even though I know you want to watch it so badly, I cannot wait for you! Because when we finally get together for the movie, the theater has already replaced the movie with a new one.
宝宝，我很抱歉。虽然我知道你也很想看，但是我不能等你了！因为每次当我们终于可以一起去看电影时，想看的电影每次都下影了。

Anyway, my sis and I loved it! I definitely do not mind watching DvD version with you.
无论如何，我妹和我看了都超爱的！我不介意陪你一起看DVD版哦。

My favorite character is 我最喜欢的角色是：
<-- They are annoyingly cute! 他们是讨人厌的可爱！

什么都不想要

2011-05-17T23:08:00.013+08:00

(Oppss... No English Version)

好难过哦！要的东西样样都不给我。
我已经在柔佛新山找到了一份要聘请我的工作，但是公司却始终不要让我转换过去。机会就这样的没了啦。

总裁真不守信用的。明明答应了可以让我走，到了最紧要关头却不让我走了。
更糟的是，还把我提名到吉隆坡的办公室去！老大，我越是想要接近在新加坡的宝宝，你越是要把我们分开得远远的。真没人情。可恶死了！

更讨厌的是，一家新加坡公司原本是要聘请我了。可是一样的，到了最紧要关头，却又决定采用新加坡人。这是什么天理麻。讨厌死了！

幸好我现任上司拼命的挽留我在马六甲。否则，我现在已经在那讨人厌的吉隆坡了 - 又交通堵塞，又超高生活费用，薪水却又维持不变。

也许我应该感恩吧。
我放弃争取了！我什么都不想要了啦！
<-- 放过我吧！

Bao Bao or Babe? 宝宝还是贝贝？

2011-05-16T23:42:00.009+08:00

Wish you in advance, Happy Birthday!!!!
Hmm... Is this wish for Bao Bao or for Babe??
提前祝你生日快乐！！
哼...应该祝福宝宝还是贝贝自己呢？？

For these two years, I have been receiving advanced birthday gifts from Bao Bao on Bao Bao's birthday. So ironic! Well, I still love it!
这两年，我都一直在宝宝生日当天收到宝宝送给贝贝自己的生日礼物。好奇怪哦！可是，我喜欢！

Thank you! Now, I can cross out another item on my "Wish List".
谢谢！现在，我又可以在我的“愿望表“上剔除多一样东西。

Happy Birthday, my dearest Bao Bao!
祝你生日快乐，我最亲爱的宝宝！

All about Mom 除了妈妈, 还是妈妈

2011-05-12T13:40:00.014+08:00

Few years back, we found out that my blood type is totally different from my parents'.
Obviously, my Mom got panic and had my blood retested. After poking two holes in my arm, the result came out unchanged. Shit!
几年前，我们发现我的血型是和爸妈的完全不同。
很明显的，妈妈快吓疯了。马上要我重新测试我的血型。在我的手上刺了两个洞之后，报告结果仍然没有改变。干！

Hmm... Did my parents take the wrong baby back in the 80's? Or I might have been adopted?
Those questions have been bothering my Mom since the suspicious blood test report.
哼...难道爸妈在80年代时早就抱走了错的婴儿？或者我有可能是收养回来的？
自从那可疑的验血报告出炉之后，这些问题就一直的困扰着妈妈了。

Mom, regardless if I am biologically yours, I am truly yours. Unless you have changed your mind that you no longer wanting me.
Don't keep thinking, you will only grow more grey hair.
哎哦，妈，不管我是不是亲生的，我仍然是你的。除非你已经改变主意不再要我了啦。
不要再想了啦，担心长白发哦。
<-- what's up with your grey hair? 你的白头发？
May is your month: Happy Birthday, Happy Mother's Day, and I Love You!
五月是您的月：祝您生日快乐，母亲节快乐，我爱您！

DuRiAn MaDnEsS 榴莲疯狂

2011-05-11T22:49:00.011+08:00

Let me introduce myself - I am a Durian Maniac!! Wahahahaha.....
让我先自我介绍 -我是榴莲颠狂！哇哈哈哈哈.....
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Too bad, my Bao Bao does not like Durian at all. In fact, he will throw up if he accidentally tasted Durian. What a shame!
只可惜，我的宝宝不喜欢吃榴莲。如果他不小心吃到榴莲，他就会马上将它吐出来。真是太可惜，太愚蠢了啦！
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Luckily, I have Durian Clans who love Durian as much as I do! Well, I think maybe slightly less than I do. Therefore, we had a DuRiAn MaDnEsS Night!!!!!!!! In total, four of us had 12 Durians!!!!!
幸亏，我有一群和我一样那么爱吃榴莲的榴莲疯狂族！嗯，我想他们对榴莲的疯狂程度还是比我少吧。无论如何，我们还是来了一个榴莲疯狂之夜!!!!!!!!我们四人总共吃了12个榴梿耶!!!!!

Hmmm.... Life can't be better!
哼.... 生活不能比现在更好了啦！

Special thanks from the Champers to the Durian Clans: Kisser, Drinker and Sorceress
啃食家要特别感谢榴莲疯狂族: 接吻者，酒鬼和女巫

Easter Weekend 复活节周末

2011-05-07T16:26:00.007+08:00

My elder sister came over to visit on the Easter Weekend.
Yippee!!! That means Food Party time!!!
我姐在复活节周末来拜访我。
耶！又是吃, 吃, 吃美食的时刻了！

Waaa... We ate pretty much all that we can in Malacca within two days!!!!
Let me name them out: Nyonya Laksa, Coconut Shake, Durian Puff, Bak Kut Teh, Satay Celup, Jonker Junks...
哇...我们在两天内吃了几乎所有能在马六甲吃的东西！！
让我来一一列出来吧：娘惹叻沙，椰子摇摇冰，榴莲波夫，肉骨茶，浸沙爹，鸡场街小吃...

Yummy!!! Now, I have to watch my weight. That is the problem when I always choose to satisfy my mouth first.
好吃！现在，又是该减肥时候了。这就是我最大的问题，因为我总是选择先满足自己的嘴巴。

Lucky 幸运

2011-05-06T00:19:00.010+08:00

My Luck is BACK!
我的运气回来了！

First time in my life that I won so many prizes in one day!!!!!!!!!!!!
人生中，第一次在一天内赢得这么多的礼物!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. Shopping Voucher 购物礼券
2. Water Bottle 水壶
3. Thermos Flask 热瓶
4. Umbrella 伞
5. Clock 时钟
6. Plates Set 盘子
7. Luggage Tags 行李标签
8. Mugs 杯
9. Towels 毛巾
10. Tea Set 茶具

I won in pretty much every games that I got involved!
I clearly got lucky!
我几乎赢得了每一个游戏奖项！
很明显的，我超幸运耶！

***Special thanks to Ceparis Hilton! You might have been my lucky star!
***要特别的感谢Ceparis希尔顿！你可能是我的一日幸运之星哦！

Rango vs. King's Speech 兰戈 vs. 国王的演讲

2011-04-26T21:42:00.008+08:00

***Sorry, this comes a little late due to my limited Internet access
对不起，这来得有点晚了，因为我的互联网接入有限

It has been a long time since I stepped in to the cinema since I was so packed up with things.
Finally, I watched two movies lately - Rango and King's Speech.
好久都没有踖入电影院了。都是因为太多东西要除理了。
终于，我抽空看了两部电影 -兰戈和国王的演讲。
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Rango 兰戈
My beloved Johnny Depp, why are you the Rango!?!?!?!
So ugly and draggy.... Sorry to say, I almost slept in the movie and this is probably the first movie that I wish to get out so badly.
我亲爱的约翰尼德普，为什么你是那兰戈!?!?!?!
超丑超长气的.... 不好意思，我几乎睡着了! 这可能是第一部电影让我想马上就离开。

King's Speech 国王的演讲
My feeling throughout the movie is: Should I sit like this? Should I sit like that? Should I cross my legs? Ah, how can I make myself comfortable?!
我对这部电影的感想：我应该这样坐吗？我应该那样坐吗？我应该挂脚吗？啊，我应该要怎样才会舒服麻？！

GOSH!!!!! I hated both movie so much!!!!
Should I even step in to the theater again....
天哪!!!!!我恨死这两部电影啊！！
我应该继续去电影院吗？

Double Happiness 双喜临门

2011-04-18T23:35:00.007+08:00

***Sorry, this comes a little late due to my limited internet access
对不起，这来得有点晚了，因为我的互联网接入有限

Congratulations!!!!!
My sis finally graduated!!!!
I am sorry that I cannot witness your greatest moment on the stage....
~~ Well, my youngest sis and I got kicked out from the graduation hall due to our so-called sexy outfits. Luckily, we still get to take a graduation picture together!
恭喜!!!!!
我的大妹终于毕业了！！
我很抱歉，因为不能看到你在台上最光荣的一刻....
〜〜我小妹和我被踢出毕业大厅因为我们的短裙被认为是所谓的性感服装。幸好，我们仍然可以在毕业厅外来个大合照！

Double Congratulations!!!!
Happy Birthday to you too!!!!
I am sorry that I have not managed to send over your birthday shoes....
~~ Let's have a preview and let me know if you love them!
双倍恭喜！
同时也要在此祝你生日快乐呢！！
我很抱歉，因为没能把生日鞋送到你那里去....
〜〜好吧！就让你过目一下吧！让我知道你爱他们吗！

A Car Lover 爱车达人

2011-04-18T23:34:00.016+08:00

My sis got a new car soon after she graduated!
I proudly crown her as a Car Lover.
我大妹一毕业就买了辆汽车！
我好荣兴地冠她为爱车达人。

In the middle of the night, when our parents were asleep, she took out a flash light checking her car inside out and SMILING alone in the car! Geezzz..... Sounds like a Ghost Story!
三根半夜，当父母们都入眠时，她拿出一个手电筒把车子里里外外都检查了一次。然后自己独自的在车子里微笑！恶心死了..... 感觉像幽灵事件一样！

Why I did not remember doing that when I got my little Viva back in 2007?
Hmm... I wonder why....
为什么我不记得自己在2007年时对我的小Viva做过这种事呢？
哼... 这是为什么呢....

Am I not loving my little Viva?
难到我不爱我的小Viva吗？

Am I not a car lover?
难到我不是个爱车达人？

3rd Anniversary三周年记念日

2011-04-18T23:33:00.017+08:00

***Sorry, this comes a little late due to my limited internet access
对不起，这来得有点晚了，因为我的互联网接入有限

I GOT DRUNK on our 3rd Anniversary!
I GOT DRUNK with just 1 freaking pint of Hoagaarden!
在我们的三周年记念日当天, 我竟然喝醉了！
我竟然因为那一杯Hoagaarden啤酒而醉得神魂颠倒的。太丢脸了！

In the end, Bao Bao had to piggy back me to the car.....
How embarrassing! I was wearing a mini skirt and the bikers kept looking at me when they ride pass me! Whole bunch of Perverts!
最后，还要宝宝背着我回到车子去.....
好尴尬哦! 因为我穿着迷你裙, 所以路过的自行车司机都一直看着我，好变态哦！

Bao Bao, I am impressed with your patience and love for me even though I am such a Devil Somboi.
宝宝，我超欣赏你对我的耐心和爱心，虽然我是恶婆Somboi。

Valentine's day 情人节

2011-04-18T23:32:00.010+08:00

***Sorry, this comes a little late due to my limited internet access
对不起，这来得有点晚了，因为我的互联网接入有限

Bao Bao took a day off to celebrate Valentine's day with me!!!!!!
Jealous? Envy? You better be!
宝宝请了一天假来陪我庆祝情人节!!!!!!
妒忌吗？羡慕吗？你最好是！

We had Japanese buffet in Johor Bahru!
Seriously, the buffet sucks and the food tastes yucky! I will never go back there!
我们在新山享用日本自助餐！
啊, 超级难吃! 我永远都不会再回去那里的啦！

Bao Bao bought me cute little roses!
Feel so loved since this is the first time he bought me flower.
宝宝送给我可爱的小玫瑰！
有被宠的感觉，因为这是他第一次送花给我哦。

Tell you a secret:
My Bao Bao is not a romantic person!
Therefore, today is really a surprise for me.
Bao Bao, LOVE YOU, LOVE YOU!
告诉你一个秘密吧：
我的宝宝根本就不是一个浪漫的人耶！
所以，今天对我来说算是一个惊喜哦。
宝宝，爱你，爱你！

2011 CNY春节

2011-04-18T23:31:00.016+08:00

***Sorry, this comes a little late due to my limited internet access
对不起，这来得有点晚了，因为我的互联网接入有限

Gong Xi Fa Cai! Happy Rabbit Year!
恭喜发财! 兔年行好运!

This year, my family came to the new apartment to celebrate Chinese New Year!
We went to Universal Studio, Singapore!
The park is not too big, but it is nicely decorated and the rides are great! Everyone had a great time!
今年，我的家人都在我们的新公寓庆春节！
我们去了新加坡环球影城一日游!
环球影城的范围不是太大，但是它的装饰好美哦! 它的游乐设施也都好棒哦！

Feedback评论:
Dad 老爸- Let's go to the next ride, wahahaha! 不要浪费时间, 马上去下一个过山车吧! 哇哈哈哈哈!!

Mom 老妈- Wao, this ride is good, interesting, fun! Walk faster.... 哇, 这个超好玩, 超刺激的! 走快点吧!
Sis #3 大妹- First time in Theme Park on sunny day! SO GOOD! I want to go again!!!! 首次在阳光灿烂的日子去主题公园! 超好玩的! 我想再去一次！！

Sis #5 小妹- FUN! I should have taken picture with Shrek! So regret! 乐趣无穷! 我应和怪物史莱克拍照！后悔死了!

My personal favorite ride is "Revenge of the Mummy™"
我个人最喜欢乘坐的是"Revenge of the Mummy™"

We should have family outings more often!
我觉得我们应该更经常有家庭旅游耶！

Home Sweet Home 有家的感觉

2011-04-18T23:25:00.009+08:00

***Sorry, this comes a little late due to my limited internet access
对不起，这来得有点晚了，因为我的互联网接入有限

Yeah! After all the troubles, sweat, stress, tears... The apartment is finally ours!
好开心哦! 经历了所有的烦恼，汗水，压力，眼泪... 终于, 该公寓是我们的了!

My Dear Apartment,
You better stay sweet and pretty!
Muah Muah!
Your Somboi~

我亲爱的公寓,
你最好永远都甜甜蜜蜜，漂漂亮亮！
亲~亲~
您的 Somboi~

Home Sweet Home
有家的感觉好好哦

2010 Christmas 圣诞

2011-04-18T23:23:00.020+08:00

***Sorry, this comes a little late due to my limited internet access
对不起，这来得有点晚了，因为我的互联网接入有限

Bao Bao planned a 9-day trip for us to celebrate 2010 Christmas in Bangkok. I felt so loved!!
宝宝为我预备了九日行程到曼谷庆2011圣诞。哗，好温馨哦！

Bangkok was so grandly decorated. So, both Bao Bao and I were expecting a romantic Christmas countdown at the city center. We were excitedly looking forward for it!!
曼谷好有圣诞气氛也！因该会是一个浪漫的圣诞吧。我们都好期待在曼谷市中心为圣诞倒数。

Christmas Eve 平安夜
2100hr: Choir on the street singing Christmas songs! "How lovely...." 诗班在街头高唱圣诞曲子。 “好温馨哦！”

2200hr: Lights off at the shopping malls.... "hmm...." 商场都打烊了也。。 “哼。。。”

2300hr: Dead city with Christmas lights only! "Where are the people?!" 街头都安静了，只有灯还亮着。 “人呢？”

2400hr: The city is completely DEAD! "No countdown??!!! How can it be!!??" 曼谷以变成了死城！“没有圣诞倒数吗？”

Bao Bao and I were disappointed.
Hence, we had decided to celebrate Christmas just the two of us with beers at 7-Eleven. Guess what? 7-Eleven stopped selling beers after 11pm!!!! What policy is that?
宝宝和我都好失望哦。
所以就打算到24时便利商店买杯啤酒庆祝，庆祝一下。谁知，原来曼谷的24时便利商店在夜晚十一时后都不卖啤酒了也!! 是什么政策麻!!

Bao Bao and I went back to sleep in great disappointment.
"HU HU HU! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
宝宝和我超失望的回饭店去了。
" 鸣~鸣~鸣~ 圣诞节快乐!"

True Friends 患难见真情

2010-11-03T23:25:00.013+08:00

Jiu Zhai Gou, China has always been on my MUST-GO list due to its breath-taking scenery. Let me give you some preview:
美丽动人的九寨沟一直都是我向往的目的地之一。好吧，就让我先给你过目，过目一下吧！
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Thus, regardless of the pricey flight ticket, I still flew myself to China on 23rd Oct.
所以，无论机票有多昂贵，我都得拼了！十月二十三日终于抵达了中国。

Exceeded my expectation, Jiu Zhai Gou is far much prettier scenery than the pictures I googled. The trip went so well. We tried a lot of yummy food and bought funky souvenirs. Of course, we bought cute Panda snow caps for ourselves too.
九寨沟的美色真是超乎谷歌所能分享的耶。好完美的旅途耶。吃了好多好吃的，也买了好多可爱的纪念品哦。啊！我们还买了个可爱的熊猫雪帽帽！超可爱的哦！

However, my 20011-bad-luck keeps tagging along. The flight from Jiu Zhai Gou to Chengdu was cancelled due to snow. Consequently, I missed my connecting flight my Chengdu back to Malaysia.
可是，我的2011倒霉运一直跟着我。好讨厌哦！因为一场小雪，九寨沟飞往成都的班机竟然取消了！害得我无法赶上由成都飞往马来西亚的班机。

To make my luck worse, I had finished all my RMB and China does not accept credit card for flight ticket purchase. At that instant, I bursted into tears at the airport..... I know, how emberessing!!
更倒霉的事，我已经把人民币都花个清光了！中国又不接受信用卡付款买飞机票。顿时觉得好倒霉，好无助。刹那间就在机场内哭成个泪人。丢脸死了！

Luckily, my friends took out their remaining RMB to help me pay for the flight ticket back to Malaysia. I am truely grateful!!! Without them, I might still be in Chengdu....
朋友们看了就决定送我一张机票飞回马来西亚。好感动哦！！！若没有他们，我也许还在成都机场呢。。。

Thanks to Cham, Adrian, and Oliver!
Cham, Adrian, 和 Oliver, 真的好感激你们也！！！

End August 八月尾

2010-09-09T00:07:00.007+08:00

One of the days in end August is the day with numbers:
八月尾的一天，充满数目字的一天：

7697 - the flight ticket that I threw away instead of my life 换取生命的机票
1143 - my turn to check in to the hotel (current attend number 920) 排队号码（当时才到920号）
1207 - the number of the checked in room 饭店号码
0.51 - symbolize you are my only one 象征了你是我的唯一
8.28 - a historical day for me and for you 有你和我的秘密

Sweet things must end with a BIG KISS: MUAK!!
美好的事情一定要有一个大大的吻吻：亲亲

~I hope the numbers keep you thinking about the final secret~
~希望那些数目字可以引导你到那最终的秘密~

Bad Luck 倒霉

2010-08-28T01:41:00.006+08:00

Year 2010 = Bad Luck Year
2010年 = 倒霉年

It all started since Chinese New Year....
一切都是由农历新年开始。。。

1. No big-family-gathering-dinner 没有大团圆晚餐
2. Poor performance rating 老板不欣赏
3. Knocked my head to a hard object 把头撞伤了
4. Damaged my eye-sight 导致视力出问题
5. Baobao is no longer in Malaysia 宝宝离开了马来西亚
6. Never ending problem with housing loan 问题多多的房子贷款
7. Problematic HTC 讨厌的HTC
8. Poor accessment result 测验不合格
9. Bonus cut 花红被扣

I wonder what is next? or should I start wondering when will my good luck return?
下一个会是什么呢？还是我应该想想好运何时才会回到我身边呢？

Pray that: Year 2011 = Good Luck Year
祈祷：2011年 = 好运年

Ice Skating 溜冰

2010-07-21T21:48:00.005+08:00

Baobao and I went to Sunway Pyramid for ice-skating!!
我和宝宝一起到金字塔购物商场的溜冰圈溜冰！！

This is the first time Baobao did ice-skating....
This is the first time I went ice-skating with Baobao.
这是宝宝第一次溜冰也...
这则是我第一次和宝宝一起去溜冰。

It was fun just to see how Baobao fell down...
hahahahaha!!!
好好玩也！！就只单单看宝宝跌倒的样子就够有趣了啦！！
哈哈哈哈哈！！！

Am I bad?
好像很坏也！

Annual Checkup 身体检查

2010-07-02T21:28:00.014+08:00

I hate nurse!!!
我讨厌护士！！！

She poked two holes on my right arm until my vane swelled and bruises around my arm.....
huhuhu....
她在我的右手插了两针，把我的血管弄肿了，还把我的手弄得黑青了。。。
呜~~~

Totally boycott annual checkup if she is coming again next year!!
若明年有是那个臭护士，拼了老命，我都不做身体检查了！！

Suprised! 惊喜！

2010-07-02T21:28:00.009+08:00

It was a successful surprised.
On 28th May 2010, I went back to Bintulu without my parents' knowledge.
好成功的惊喜也。
五月二十八日，我给爸妈一个意外惊喜的拜访。他们更本就不知道我偷偷的飞回民都鲁去了。

When my Mom saw me showing up in the kitchen, her eyes turned BIG....
She looked at me twice....
"ah Mei!!??" - come with a BIG hug!
当我突然在厨房里出现时，妈睁大了眼睛。
把我看了又看。
"啊玫！？" - 马上就送来了一个拥抱！

When my Dad saw me....
"herrr... ah Mei??!!"
当爸爸见到我时，
"啊玫！！？真是你吗？"

Wao, good job to my sisters....
We should totally do that again!!!
It's FUN!
哇，姐妹们，我们好成功哦！
下次再来一个意外惊喜吧！！
好好玩哦!

Life with HTC 我与HTC

2010-06-21T21:47:00.015+08:00

Baobao bought me a new cellphone since my old Nokia is in pretty bad shape.
宝宝买了一个新手机给我，因为我的旧Nokia太烂了。

1st week 第一个星期:
New phone!! 新手机！！

2nd week第二个星期:
Hang.... Reformate... 故障。送去修理。

3rd week第三个星期:
Auto shut down... Reformate again... 自动关机。又送去修理

4th week第四个星期:
Hang + Auto shut down.... hospitalize!!! 又故障，又自动关机。把它送进医院去了啦！！

I give up! 我真的是被HTC打败了！

BaoBao Day 宝宝日

2010-05-20T21:45:00.007+08:00

Today is BaoBao day!
Without this day, the world will never have such a wonderful person!
Without this day, I will not have such a great BaoBao!
今天是宝宝日！
没有今天，世界上就没有这么美好的一个人了！
没有今天，我就没有如此完美的宝宝了！
<-- filled with loves (幸福)
BaoBao day is very special.
It is 5-20-2010.
In short, it is 520 which is translated into "I LOVE YOU" in Chinese!!!
宝宝日是非常特别的哦！
它是 5-20-2010.
简单来写就是 520，也就是拼成“我爱你”的意识！！

BaoBao, Happy Birthday and 520 1314 - I LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!
**sounds a bit nauseating**
宝宝，生日蒙恩！ 520 1314 - 我爱你一生一世！！！
**好像有点肉麻**

WORLD BEST 天下无敌

2010-05-16T22:30:00.010+08:00

Baobao is the best!!!
I was in foul mood since Thursday!!!
But he magically transformed my mood from miserable to fantastic!!!
宝宝是天下无敌的男人！
从星期四开始，我就已经不开心了！
可是，宝宝一下子就把我从低潮里带回到最高潮去了！

Baobao knows exactly what I want, what I need, what I lack of....
He always gives me all that I want, I need...
He fullfills all that I am lacking of...
宝宝知道我想什么，要什么，缺少什么。。。
他每一次都会给我所想的，所要的。。。
他都会满足我所缺少的。。。

Baobao makes me the happiest and luckiest girl in the world!!!!
Baobao, I LOVE YOU!!!!!! Muah Muah!!
宝宝让我成为全世界最喜乐，最幸福的人！！
宝宝，我爱你！！！来，给我亲一个嘛！！

NO WORDS! 无语!

2010-05-13T20:56:00.006+08:00

No words can explain how I feel right now...
No one can understand how I feel right now...
无可形容的心情。。。
无人了解的心情。。。

If you know how it feels to be slapped right at your face without reason, that is how I feel right now!
如果你晓得无缘无故狠狠的被挂一巴掌的感觉，那就是我现在的心情！

Lately 最近

2010-04-30T18:18:00.004+08:00

Lately, so busy, so sleepless, so tensed up, so annoyed....

Definitely not the type of life that I am longing for...

I miss the carefree, endless freedom days...

最近，好忙，好累，好压力，好无奈。。。

肯定不是我向往的生活。。。

好想念那无忧无虑，自由自在的日子哦。。。

Ha.... Lately, I cannot wait to move down south to JB.

Cannot wait to move in to my new house!!

哼。。。最近，好迫不及待的想搬到JB去了啦。

好想搬进我的新家去了啦！！

When will that day come true? Hee.....

Boss, faster releases me!!!

那天何时才会来临呢？哎。。。

老板，求求你快快放我走吧！

Successful 成功了！

2010-04-22T22:17:00.006+08:00

Yea!!!! After a long wait, 3 months are over!!!!!

Introduce to you, my 1st Pineapple Enzyme!!!!!

耶！等到颈都长了，终于，3 个月结束了！！

就让我来给你介绍一下吧，我的第一个凤梨孝素！！！

Aw.w.... It tastes great!!!!!

I am definitely going to make my 2nd DIY Enzyme....

hmm... most probably Dragon Fruit!!!!!

啊..... 味道可是出乎预料的好哦！！

肯定会继续为我第二个自治孝素加油的啦.....

哼.... 我想应该会是龙珠果吧！！！

Want to learn from me?? hehe...

快来向我指教，指教一下吧！嘿嘿！

Throw Money 拿钱丢海

2010-04-20T22:12:00.007+08:00

I finally find out a powerful equation 终于发现了天大的方程式:

Buy a house = Throw money away

买楼 = 拿钱丢海

Now, you can buy a house happily.

The next minute, however, you can be in debt with an empty house!

这一分钟，你可以开开心心的买了一栋房。

可是，下一分钟，你很有可能就是家徒四壁了啦！

Amazing 神奇

2010-04-08T21:55:00.004+08:00

How can a simple loving text message change my mood from sad to happy in less than 2 seconds?

为什么一封简单的爱情短讯可以在短短的两秒之内把我从伤心化为开心？

It is either 难道是
a) I am out of my mind, 我疯了，
b) I am easily pleased, or 我太轻易被骗了，还是
c) Love is indeed amazing! 爱情真的是那么的神奇！

Nobody 没有人

2010-03-30T21:54:00.005+08:00

I hate feeling lonely in a familiar crowd.

我讨厌在熟悉的人群中感到寂寞。

However, I enjoy being alone:

但，我享受单独的感觉：

- no one disturb me 没人烦我

- no phone calls 没电话响声

- no familiar faces 没熟悉的脸孔

- no familiar places 没熟悉的地方

- no dual personalities 没双面交往

- no obligation 没义务

- no responsibilities 没责任

Just be the real me....

就只需要做真正的自己。

Tax 税

2010-03-23T22:36:00.004+08:00

I just filed my income tax....
Haih..... Tax paying time!
Did not get to spend the money that I exchanged from hard work....
Instead, sending it away for someone else to spend.....
才填好了工作税表格。
唉..... 又是交税的时候了！

还没有机会享受自己辛苦换回来的金钱，就得随手把它送给别人了....

Life as a tax payer....

可怜的缴税人生活.....

3-D Movie 电影

2010-03-13T22:54:00.006+08:00

After lining up for the movie, finally got the ticket for "Alice in the Wonderland" 3-D movie on 7th March 2010 at 0100hr. Quite excited about it!!! My all time lover -- Johnny Deep!!!!

一直，一直排队。终于买到了三月七日凌晨一点的"爱丽丝梦游仙境" 3-D 电影票。还蛮兴奋的也!!! 我的挚爱---约翰尼·德普!!!!

Hmmm... This is not such a great 3-D movie. For those who have not watched it, I would recommend 2-D is good enough.

哼... 总觉得这部电影的3-D没那么好。还没看过这部电影的朋友，我本人觉得看2-D的就得了啦。

Anyway, I love the Queen of Heart!!!! She is so cute and very good at acting... Admire her!

She deserves to be the Queen of HEART....

不过，我好喜欢那红心女王哦!!!! 她好可爱，演艺又好... 真欣赏她!

果然，她配得成为那赢得人心的女王....

Freeze 停止

2010-03-07T22:24:00.005+08:00

Finally, Baobao came to Malacca!!!
宝宝最终还是到了马六甲!!

We had a great time together that I totally deleted what happen prior to my previous blog entree [Distance Relationship 远距离交往].
Your love overshadows the past!
我们俩都好开心的在一起也。我就彻彻底底的把在写部落格短篇 [Distance Relationship 远距离交往] 之前所发生的事情都给忘了一干二净了啦！
你的爱早已超越了这一切！

All I wish is to have the time freezes right there, right then...
Just want to be with you forever....
That will already satisfy me...
当时，我只是好想好想可以把时间停留在那一时，那一刻....
只想要一辈子的和你在一起....
那，我就心满意足了啦....

**I know, some of you might be throwing up right now...
Who cares? Go get a life that fills you with abundant loves! I don't give a damn...**
**我知道，你们当中已经有人看到就想吐了啦...
我才管不了那么多了啦。眼红的话，就自己马上去找个人来爱吧！懒得理你眼不眼红...**

Distance Relationship 远距离交往

2010-03-04T19:38:00.011+08:00

Today, I just told my friend, "I had always been a failure in distance relationships. But this time, it seems alright. Should be good!"
今天，才刚告诉朋友说："我从来都没有过成功的远距离交往。可是，这次还好，应该行得通了啦！"

I think I jumped to the conclusion too soon!
真是话说得太早了，祸从口出！

I wonder if a relationship should still continue if 我在想，这段感情是否应该继续下去呢，若:
1. two are separated by ocean 俩人格着一个海洋?
2. one of us has no freedom to go online chatting 其中一个没有自由上网聊天的权利?
3. one of us is not allowed to make overseas phone calls 其中一个不被应许搏长途电话?
4. one of us is not allowed to send overseas text messages 其中一个不被应许发送长途短讯?
5. one of us is not allowed to visit the other one too often 其中一个不被应许经常到国外去拜访另一个?

For me, this relationship might as well end here.
Instead, start another relationship called "Pan-pal".....
对我而言，这段感情不如就在此画上句点，算了。
要不然，就改名为"笔友"就好了。

私は今まあきらめたい!

Forgetful 善忘症

2010-03-01T21:17:00.007+08:00

Purposely went to Miri to buy Sarawakian Layer Cakes for my colleagues in Malacca....
But, I left them at the fridge in Bintulu!!!!!!!
Did not bring them back to Malacca.....
特地开车到美里去买砂拉越著名的千层糕给在马六甲的同事尝尝。
可是，我却把它留在民都鲁的冰箱里了！
忘了带回马六甲。

Haih....
I did not even get to taste them!!!
Unlucky to my colleagues too...
Lucky to my parents and sisters who are still enjoying their India trip.....
So unfair!!! Get to travel and get to eat....
唉.....
我尽让没尝倒也！
同事们也蛮倒霉的啦，没得尝.....
爸妈及妹妹们就赚到了，去了印度玩之后还有千层糕吃.....
真不公平！有的玩，还有的吃....

Palm Reader 算命师

2010-02-23T18:04:00.007+08:00

Can a Palm Reader be trusted?
Will you believe what a Palm Reader say about your life?
算命师可靠吗？
你相信算命师标准的判断你的命运吗？

If he said 如果他说:
1. You will have a smooth life with no obstacles, will you believe it? 你的人身会是平平安安，顺顺利利的，你信吗？
2. You will have a tough moment at the age 28 to 32, will you believe it? 在你28至32岁之间，你将会遇到不顺利的事，你有信吗？
3. You will face physical or mental crisis when you are at 54, will you believe it? 在你54岁时，你将会有健康或精神上的危机，你又有何看法呢？

I wonder how a Palm Reader see through your life just by looking at your palm...
I wonder, who is he to tell?
到底算命师如何看清一个人的命运呢？
他为何有这权力呢？

Perhaps what he says is the key to drive a person crazy?
I wish I could just kick his ass!
哼，或许，疯子都是因为相信算命师的话而失去了理智？
好想狠狠地把算命师踢得远远的哦！

CNY Expenses 春节消费

2010-02-22T01:00:00.011+08:00

First week of Chinese New Year was in Kuching with my two younger sisters. The rest of the family went to India instead.
和两个小妹一起在古晋过春节。其他的都到了印度去。

For a single lady like me, I am supposed to receive lots and losts of Red Packets. However, I was not making any money, I was spending lots and lots of money!!!!
单身的我，在春节里是应该会收到好多的红包才对呀。可是，我不但没收到红包，凡而还花了一大笔的钱！真有够废的啦！

4th day of Chinese New Year in the biggest shopping mall in Sarawak, The Springs:
大年初四在砂拉越最大的购物广场，The Springs，度过：

1000hr: Let's have Dim Sum at Kim Bay... Yummy, yummy....
1000点: 好想吃点心。走，我们去金湾吧！

1300hr: MBO for Percy Jackson - The Lightning Thief.
1300点: 到MBO看电影 - 《珀西·杰克逊和闪电窃贼》

1500hr: Iglool for ice-cream!!!
1500点: 到Igool吃刨冰!!!

1600hr: "I feel like having Sushi King... Let's go?"
1600点: "好想吃寿司哦！走，去Sushi King好吗？"

1700hr: "I want Desserts ice-cream!!!"
1700点: "我要吃Desserts的冰淇淋!!!"

1800hr: "I'm hungry.... Why don't we go for Secret Recipe?"
1800点: "好像又饿了也... 要不然我们现在去吃Secret Recipe吧!"

2000hr: Failed to go for KTV, back to MBO again for Wolfman!
2000点: 唱K唱不成，结果又回到了MBO看《狼人》

Total Amount Spent: ~RM250
Gong Xi Fa Cai to The Springs!
Gong Xi Po Cai to Somboi!!
一天消费: ~250令吉
The Springs, 恭喜发财了!
Somboi, 恭喜破财了啦!!

Gong Xi Fa Cai 恭喜发财

2010-02-12T09:59:00.003+08:00

I will be enjoying my Chinese New Year vacation until 28th February 2010!!!

Don't miss me....

Hehehehe....

开始享受我的新年长假到农历十五啦!!!

别太想念我了啦.....

嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿.....

Happy Chinese New Year!!!

Wish you have a wonderful 2010 Tiger Year ahead of you!!!!

GONG XI FA CAI

新年快乐!!!

愿您虎年行好运!!!

恭喜发财

NIL 什么都没有了

2010-02-09T22:47:00.006+08:00

Long sigh.......... haih..............
I guess it is alright to end a luna year with a *sigh*
好长好长的叹气声..... 唉.........
我想用叹气来结束今年因该不是一个罪吧！

Longing for surprises....
Longing for GOOD surprises....
好渴望在生命中有些惊喜....
渴望好的惊喜....

But, in the end, nothing happens..........
Haih................
可是，到了最后，什么都没有发生........
唉.............
<-- nothing left 家徒四壁

Indeed: We finish our years with a moan. For they quickly pass, and we fly away. (Psalm 90:9-10)

果然：我们度尽的年岁好像一声叹息. 转眼成空，我们便如飞而去。(诗篇90:9-10)

New Year 新年

2010-02-07T21:54:00.007+08:00

Getting ready for Chinese New Year:
准备好过个大肥年了：

1. Bought more than 10 new year dresses... Wao, officially broke now!! (MUST start printing money!!) 买了超过十件新衣服嘞... 哇，正式宣布口袋空空了啦!! (一定得马上努力赚钱了才行!!)

2. Got my hair done!! Let's check out Year 2009 vs. Year 2010 and tell me which is nicer... (MUST choose one, do not say they are equally ugly because I spent money and time on them!!) 终于有了新发型来迎新年了!! 就请你来评一评2009及2010照型，哪一个比较美丽迷人呢？(一定得选一个。不许说俩个一样难看哦，因为我花了好多钱也!!!)
2009 vs. 2010

Actually I am not really celebrating Chinese New Year.
This Chinese New Year, I am just going to Babysit my youngest sister at ZERO charges.
其实，今年我没真正庆祝农历新年耶。
今年，我得回家做我小妹的免费保姆。太可悲了!!

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO ALL!!!
在此祝福大家新年蒙恩!!!

Rejected 拒绝

2010-01-28T21:29:00.013+08:00

Last weekend, I made Bao Bao called to One FM and say "I love my girlfriend".

Apparently, One FM records the conversation before broadcasting it.

上个星期我要宝宝透过1电台向我表白。

原来，在还没播放前，1电台的主词人得把对白给录起来先。

Bao Bao had a long conversation with the One FM DJ, while I was waiting to hear the conversation through the broadcast later.

宝宝和1电台的主词人谈了好久，而我则等待听电台播放宝宝的对白。

GUESS WHAT??

Bao Bao was REJECTED by One FM!!!

猜一猜结果如何？

宝宝竟然被1电台拒绝了!!!!

------------

One FM deleted the conversation and DID NOT broadcast it....

One FM is so bad!!!!

Perhaps Bao Bao is really poor at communication skills.

1电台把宝宝的对白给删除了，完全没有播放也。

1电台太讨厌了啦!!!!

难道宝宝的语言能力真的这么差吗?

中文谜语 chinese riddle

2010-01-22T23:14:00.006+08:00

我都快疯了！
就让你猜一个谜语吧！

***提示：猜一个字***
上面是一个"人"字。
下面是两撇。
那两撇的写法是：
1。首先，写大象的"象"
2。那两撇就像"象"的下面两撇

好了，快快猜一猜吧！猜到我就拜你为神仙！
***答案：介***
(自己想办法找出"答案："后边的字吧! **我把字涂黑色的**)

注: 我十二岁的妹妹通过电话要我教她拚中文字。否则，她就会呜~呜~呜~的哭了。

天啊，原来"介"和"象"是有关系的。
杀了我吧，别然我半死不活的！

Chinese Riddle, no English Translation... SORRY!

Voiceless 有口难言

2010-01-22T22:57:00.003+08:00

Not sure where I got this crazy sore throat...

不晓得从哪里带来的喉咙痛。

Now, I pretty much cannot:

现在，我几乎不能：

1. Yell at people, 骂人，

2. Shout at people, 吼人，

3. Talk to people, 讲话，

4. Laugh with people, 大笑，

5. Cannot do anything with my voice.... 总之跟声音有关的都不行...

Sad.... 伤透了我的心....

Mouth without voice... 有口难言...

Foul Mood 情绪低潮

2010-01-17T18:44:00.009+08:00

Maybe my heart is not with me...
或许我的心已经没感觉了...

Easily angry,
Easily annoyed,
Easily upset!
动不动就发脾气，
动不动就觉得反感，
动不动就讨厌！

Haih.... What's wrong with me?
I'm just not happy.....
Feel like hiding somewhere forever...
唉.... 我究竟是怎么了?
总之就是不开心...
好想把自己藏起来，永远的在人间里消失...

Emotion Status: Still in Foul Mood
情绪状态: 还在低潮时期

Enzyme 孝素

2010-01-17T18:29:00.004+08:00

Firt time DIY Enzyme... 第一次自制孝素也~~

1. Environmental 环保孝素

2. Health 健康孝素

So far, they both look good...

We will find out after three months.

Hopefully they both still look good....

目前为止，它们俩都满健康。

期待三个月后的它们~~

希望是健健康康啦。

Alvin & the Chipmunks 2 艾尔文与花栗鼠2

2010-01-17T17:45:00.007+08:00

It is a cute movie and fill with lessons!
好可爱的一部电影。而且还附有教育性呢！

Lesson #1:第一课：
Even the chipmunks need to have girlfrinds, I need to have a boyfriend too!
就连花栗鼠都有女朋友，那我更应该拥有个男朋友啦！

Lesson #2:第二课：
Even the chipmunks will choose to have girlfriends with same color clothes, same chubbiness, same glasses, I need to have a fat, short, dark boyfriend to match my appearance. Stop hunting for cute, tall, macho boyfriend.
就连花栗鼠都晓得以自己的外貌，身形来给自己配个女友，那我也应该物以类聚，人一群分的来找一个又肥，又矮，又黑的男友。不应该再幻想要个又帅，又高，又猛的男友了。
--->>
Lesson #3:第三课：
When I think about it, I will add to the list. Stay tune!
暂时还没想到，想到时再告诉你啦！耐心等等吧！

Bath 洗澡

2010-01-10T20:30:00.004+08:00

"La...la...la...la..."

I was enjoying my hot bath...

"啦... 啦... 啦... 啦..."

我在享受着热泡泡澡...

"Ah!!!!!!"

All the sudden, Popo pushed and accidentally opened the bathroom door....

"啊!!!!!!"

突然间，婆婆不停的推着浴室的门。一不小心，浴室的门竟然被打开了....

Errrr.....

Popo looked at me, and I looked at Popo...

吊线....

婆婆看着我，我看着婆婆....

Waiting 等待

2010-01-10T00:32:00.004+08:00

It has been three days....

I have not heard anything from you...

I hope you know I am still waiting...

and I will keep waiting...

Hope to hear from you soon!

等了三天...

还没有你的消息...

好希望你知道我还在等待...

一直的在等着...

希望可以早日听见你的消息!

Angry 气死我了

2010-01-09T23:01:00.006+08:00

One of my worst Saturdays....
最烂的星期六...

About a month ago, I promised myself that I will not take the "SECRET LADY" to anywhere anymore. This is to avoid being yelled at in case I am lost on the road or my car runs out of gas. On top of that, I do not want to waste my precious time staying out late doing nothing, but bored.
一个月前，我答应自己不再载"秘密女人"到任何地方了。免得开错路，车没油时受挨骂。更糟的是把我的青春全都浪费在坐着等。

Yesterday, the "SECRET LADY" asked me to take her out tonight for a house-warming dinner.
She said, "We just go eat, then, straight to home."
I answered, "I don't want to go... If you needed a car, you can take my car, I would rather stay home than being bored at a place where I know nobody."
She convinced, "Really, it will just be eat and home."
So, I agreed to take her. One last trust.
昨天，"秘密女人"要我今晚载她去参加一个迁居喜宴。
她说："走，我们一起去吃。吃了就走人。"
我便说："我不要去了啦。你就拿我的车子去吧。我不想要坐在那里无聊，宁愿做个宅女。"
她又说到："真的啦，这次真的是吃了就走人。
结果，我又答应了她。最后一次。

HOW STUPID!!!!
We went out at 5:30pm, and I arrived home at 10:30pm!!!!
First, we had dinner at the house-warming party...
Then, she went talking, talking, and more talking with the "strangers"...
Then, she went talking, talking, and talking again with more "strangers"...
Then, she said, "Let's go and have supper!!"
笨死了!!!!
5:30pm 出门，10:30pm 才到家!!!
我们先去捧场那迁居喜宴。之后，她就到处搭讪"陌生人"。搭讪好了这个，又搭讪另外一个"陌生人"。搭讪完了之后，她说："走，我们一起去宵夜吧!!"

JUST KILL ME!!!
How dare you lie to me that it will just be "Eat and Home"!!!
疯了!! 杀了我吧!!你尽敢骗本小姐说"吃了就走人"!!!!

Did You Hear about Morgans 蒸发的摩根一家

2010-01-08T08:59:00.005+08:00

"Did You Hear about Morgans"

I love the movie!!!!

MUST WATCH!!!!!!!

or you will regret and blame on me...

But MUST bring your love one to create the romantic atmosphere...

~think too much, crazily in love~

"蒸发的摩根一家"

好爱这部电影哦!!!

一定一定一定得看!!!

否则你会后悔莫及的来怪我...

可是，一定一定要带你的爱人哦，这样会比较浪漫...

~想太多了啦，花痴~

Huge Grant is so CUTE!!!

He has such a SEXY voice!!!

He is so FUNNY!!!!

He is super ROMANTIC!!!!

I want a boyfriend like him....

休·格兰特好帅气哦!!!

他的声音超性感的嘞!!!

他好好玩又搞笑!!!

他也超级无敌的浪漫哦!!!

我要一个像他一样的男朋友啦...

But I think he is a play boy......

~disappointed~

可惜，他听说是个花花公子耶...

~心碎了~

Bye-Bye 拜拜

2010-01-03T18:57:00.017+08:00

It is about time to say Goodbye:

是时候说告别了：

1. Goodbye to Year 2009　拜拜２００９年

2. Goodbye to Night Shift Life　拜拜夜班生活

3. Goodbye to my stalker (wahahaha...)　拜拜暗恋我的人（哇哈哈哈！）

4. Goodbye to my Bao Bao　拜拜我的宝宝

5. Goodbye to life without Internet　拜拜没上网的生活

6. Goodbye to my Laptop (will be my sister's ~sad~)　拜拜我的手提电脑（被妹妹骗走了~可恶~）

7. Goodbye to my old hair-style　拜拜旧发型

8. Goodbye to my old love (secret!!)　拜拜我的旧爱（秘密，不告诉你）

Time to accept new changes!!!

Ganbatte!!!

是时候接受新的改变了啦!!!

加油!!!

Christmas 2009圣诞

2010-01-03T18:57:00.014+08:00

I had a happy & sad Christmas 2009....

过了一个又笑又哭的2009圣诞....

~~SAD~~ 又哭 ~~
My favorite Christmas stuff toy became a volleyball, soccer, basketball....

Everyone kept throwing, kicking, toasting him around....

Left him with dirt and smell....

我最心爱的圣诞娃娃被当成了排球，足球，篮球...

每个人不停的把它给扔来扔去，踢来踢去，丢来丢去的...

让他遍体鳞伤，又脏又臭...

~~HAPPY~~ 又笑 ~~

To make me happy again, hehe, my Bao Bao clean up my favorite Christmas stuff toy!!!
On top of that, my Bao Bao also bought me a new Kappo!!!!!
Now, I have 3 Kappo (Daddy, Older Brother, Younger Brother) and a Tony-Tony-Chopper's brother!!!!

宝宝为了要弄我开心，嘿嘿，他竟然亲手帮娃娃冲凉!!!

然后，宝宝还买了一个卡宝猴给我!!!!

现在，我有三个卡宝猴了（爸爸，哥哥，弟弟）和一个Tony-Tony-Chopper的兄弟!!!!

I am happy again!!!!! Amazing!!!

突然间，我又快了起来了!!!!! 好神奇哦!!!!

I'm ALONE 单身贵族

2009-12-18T02:08:00.008+08:00

Pretty much, ALL my friends are having boyfriend or hubby.

Among all, most of them are engaged, if not married.

Some with kids already.

几乎我全部的朋友，不是有了男朋友，就是早有老公了。

当中，大多数要不是已订婚，就是早就结婚了。

有些还已经有小孩了。

-->-->

Me? I AM ALONE!!!!!
My Bao Bao is leaving me to Singapore.

Long Distance Relationship!!!!!

Does that ever work?

而我呢？还是个单身贵族也!!!

我的宝宝就要离我而去，到新加坡了啦。

远距离交往!!!!

行得通吗？

Thus far, all my relationships broke up because of distance....

What should I do?

到目前为止，我之前所有的交往都是因远距离而分手的。

现在，我该如何啦？

a) Should I believe in God? 应该相信上帝的安排吗？

b) Should I start hunting for a new one? 或许应该开始找个新男友了啦。

c) Should I stay alone for the rest of my life? 难道应该孤独一辈子吗？

d) Should I follow my Bao Bao to Singapore? 还是，应该死沉浪打的牵着宝宝到新加坡去？

e) Should I start blind-dating or arranged marriage? 要不然就要选择盲目约会或干脆相亲吧？

GOD, SAVE ME!! 神啊，救救我吧！

Night Shift 夜班

2009-12-09T04:48:00.007+08:00

Why am I joining the night shift?????
So tired, so miserable, such a self-torture.....
为什么我得上夜班？
又累，又痛苦，真是一种自虐行动....

Walking around like a zombie,
talking like a maniac...
Half dead!
走路如行尸一般，
讲话如疯子一般...
快死了啦！

I value sleep even more now!!!!!
YOU better give me back my sleep!!!!!
or, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
不得不选择更加珍惜睡眠了!!!!!
你！快把我的睡眠还回会给我！
否则, 杀了你!!!!!

Please feed me with "Stay Awake" pills!!!!
我需要 "不眠" 丸子!!!!

Ninja Assassin 忍者刺客

2009-12-06T10:23:00.007+08:00

At the ticket counter, my friends asked the counter, "What's good?"

在买票处，我的朋友问到: "有什么好介绍的吗?"

He answered, "Couple Retreat is good."

服务员回答: "伴侣度假村还不错."

My friends was like, "What's next best?"

"其他的呢?"

He answered, "Jump is pretty good too."

"跳出去也蛮不错的哦."

Then, my friends said, "Let's get 3 tickets for Ninja Assassin!"

"哼, 给我们3张忍者刺客的电影票吧!"

He was like, "......" and in his mind, "Why did you ask me at the first place?"

服务员吊线，心想: "....... 不听我意见，干嘛问我啊......"

-->(his expression: 服务员表情)
Throughout the movie, I barely opened my eyes.

GOSH!!!! It's so freaking bloody!!!

啊! 整部电影里，我几乎没有睁开过眼睛!

天啊!!! 怎么会有这么残忍，血粼粼的电影阿!

I should have just paid half price for the movie since I watched it with only ONE eye!!

We should have listened to the ticket counter.

我只应该付一半的电影费啦! 因为我只用一只眼睛来看这部电影!!!!

唉... 因该听那服务员的意见啦。

Addicted 上瘾

2009-12-05T10:53:00.009+08:00

In October, I was addicted to Bliss....
In November, I was addicted to Facebook...
In December, I am addicted to anime - [ONE PIECE]!!!!
十月，我上了Bliss瘾...
十一月，我上了YY网瘾...
十二月，我上了日本动漫瘾 - [海贼王]!!!

I cannot get my eyes off from you - my precious Luffy-san!!!
I keep going back for more of you - my precious Luffy-san!!!
我的眼神离不开我的宝贝路飞!!!
我离不开我的宝贝路飞!!!

My Bao Bao starts to get jealous at my imaginary precious boyfriend - Luffy-san....
害得我的宝宝开始不停的吃我那梦幻男友- 路飞的醋了...

Perfect Name

2009-12-04T22:59:00.007+08:00

Typically, size S fits perfectly on me.
But now.... My big belly goes better with size M!!!
I am growing horizontally!!!

Daddy, Mommy....
Why did you name me as Siaw Mei Lo??
The initial is SML - predicted to move from size S to size M, then end with size L!!

When will I grow into size L??
I don't want, don't want, DON'T WANT!!!

*不好意识，没有中文版。翻译不出来啦... 就请你看看 [我的"三八"名字] 篇吧!*

我的"三八"名字

2009-12-04T22:54:00.010+08:00

我的人生快被“三八” 打败了！！

1- 一来到世上，就被自己的名字给“三八”了！数一数笔画吧---> 罗小玫 = 8 “3 8”

2- 满十二岁时，就被马来西亚的身份证号码给“三八”了！看好最后的四个数字啦---> 840918-13-5438 = 我是“三八”！

3- 大学四年级时，就被第一个不及格的分数给“三八”了！课室平均是70%。我尽然给我考了个 38%!!!!!!!! ---> 怎么考的，好“三八”哦！！！

现在，只希望不会在我 “38” 岁时，嫁给一个“三八”老公。还要被他“三八”个“38”年！！那我就可以心满意足了。

我不要再和"三八"撤上任何关系了啦!!! 救命啊!!!

* oppss... there is no English Translation. Please refer to [Perfect Name] blog entree instead. *

The End 句号

2009-12-04T22:30:00.007+08:00

Finally, I can temperorily enjoy life without...
终于可以暂时摆脱了如此的生活...
1. Midnight phone calls 三更半夜被电话吵醒
2. Early morning calls 一大清早被电话吵醒
3. Late night work 干不完的活
4. Endless meetings 开不完的会议
5. Mailbox full issue 电邮箱天天都爆炸

Everything has ended....
Yeah!!! I finally can have my full 12-hours of sleep before I begin with night-shift life....
一切终于画上了句号...
我又可以再回到那拥有12-小时睡眠的生活了!!

Shopping 购物

2009-11-15T01:00:00.004+08:00

I want to go shopping!!!!
I want to buy new clothes!!!
I want to buy many, many, many new clothes!!!!
我要逛街!!!
我要买新衣!!!
我要买很多，很多，很多的新衣!!!!

I want to go to Hong Kong,
I want to go to China,
I want to go to Taiwan for clothing shopping!!!!
我要去香港，
我要去中国，
我要去台湾逛街买新衣!!!

I have computer,
I have Internet,
I have air-asia website,
BUT, I don't know how to find ZERO SEAT deal!!!
我有电脑，
我有网际网络，
我有亚航网站，
可是，我不晓得如何购买免费机位!!!

TEACH ME!!!! PLEASE!!!
教教我嘛!!! 拜托，拜托啦....

Massage

2009-11-14T22:23:00.005+08:00

My back hurts for about a week already. So, I went for a full body massage today. Hopefully I will return with "No More Pain".
背痛了一个星期了。今天，终于决定去来一个全身按摩。希望回来时，就可以向背痛说拜拜。

Three hour later... 三个小时后...
After Paying ~RM80... 付了八十零吉...

MY BACK HURTS EVEN MORE!!!
怎么我的背尽让变得更痛!!!

Why did I spend that money?
宁愿把钱丢海算了。

~Dying Mode~ 本人已死 ~

Empty 空白

2009-11-09T12:55:00.007+08:00

Have been so busy with work, including weekend, late night, and early morning.
最近快把我给忙死了。早上，下午，晚上，就连周末都得工作。

Now, my brain is filled with work terminology, and my face is occupied by pimples.
现在，我的脑袋打结了，满脸都是痘痘。好丑哦！

My body is controlled by cellphone:
手机呢，它就变成了我身体的遥控机：
When it rings, I will rush to the phone without thinking. (Even when I am sleeping.)
手机一响，我就会亲不自禁的冲着去接电话。（睡觉时也不列外。好可悲哦！）

Worst off, I have no idea what to update on my blog.
更糟的是，我的脑袋一片空白，完全没有意识写部落格了啦。

Glasses 四眼妹妹

2009-11-07T21:57:00.006+08:00

It was believed that when one reaches the age of 21, the eye sight stabilized. I guess that doesn't apply to me.
听说二十一岁之后，眼力就会比较稳定了。可是，为什么我的却是例外呢？

I am >21 years old with perfect eye sight. 我满二十一岁好久了。而且，一路都是标准眼力的耶。
BUT!!!!!! (why everything has to have a twist?) 可是，生命却偏偏爱唱反调的。

Lately, i tried so hard to recognize 1) 8 from 6, 2) n from m, 3) c from o, 4) 1 from 7, 5) i from j
最近，我的眼睛都好吃力的分别数目字以及英文字母。糟透了！

So, today I decided to go for eye check-up. 所以，我今天马上就去检查了眼睛。
Result: My right eye is experiencing far sighted issue.....
结果：我的右眼竟然近视了！靠腰！

huhuhuhu... I don't want to wear glasses!!!!! HELP ME!!!!
哭死我了啦！我不想戴眼镜啦！救命啊！

Maybe I should start boycotting computer...
或许我应该停止一切和电脑有关的活动。
or Maybe I should just stay cool with glasses....
又或许我应该乖乖的作个酷倒毙的四眼妹妹。

Facebook Addict YY网迷

2009-11-04T23:38:00.004+08:00

I am addicted to facebook, just like the vedeo below:
我上了YY网瘾，就如以下的短片一样：

THIS VEDEO IS TAKEN FROM YUK HENG HA'S FACEBOOK.

Hopefully I won't die as a Facebook Addict...
希望我不会被YY网给迷死吧!!

Cheesecake 奶酪蛋糕

2009-11-01T22:41:00.007+08:00

I am overwhelming with work.
超级无敌的压力。

Luckily, Bao Bao is here with me.
还好，有宝宝陪着我。

Bao Bao baked me Cheesecake - his first trial!!
宝宝决定做奶酪蛋糕奖赏我 - 可是宝宝第一次哦
1) Instead of condensed milk, he accidentally used vaporized milk! 下错牛奶!
- the whole thing becomes watery 结果蛋糕水水的
2) Instead of chocolate powder, he accidentally used coffee powder!!　原本是要做巧克力蛋糕，却下错了咖啡粉
- the key point is: I HATE COFFEE 重点是：我讨厌咖啡

3) But it turns out to be GREAT! 可是，味道还不赖耶!

Bao Bao prepared Jelly for me too - his specialties!!
宝宝也给我做了果冻耶 - 宝宝的拿手好菜
1) Simply Excellent!! 超棒!!

I'm simply LUCKY!! 我好幸福哦!!

Girls, ya, you can be jealous.
女生们，是啊，你可以开始妒嫉我了。
Boys, ya, you should start learning some skills from my Bao Bao.
男生们，你呀，可以开始向我宝宝好好学习学习了啦。

Too Much 过分

2009-11-01T21:53:00.006+08:00

It's weekend, but feels like working day.
周末，可是却仿佛工作日似的。

0000hr - RING... Ring... ring... 呤呤呤....
0400hr - Hello.... 哈罗...
0800hr - Hi.... 嘿...
1200hr - Tell me what happen!! 告诉我到底发生了什么事!!
1600hr - Why is this happening?! 为什么会发生这种事?!
2000hr - Is it fixed already?! 问题解决了没?!
2400hr - Updates? 给我报告最新消息。

ENOUGH!!!! 够了啦!!!
I HATE CELLPHONE!!! 我恨死手机了啦!! 丢海算了啦!!

I was on the phone about work - all day, all night!
一天到晚都在谈公事! 烦死了!
I am supposed to be on vacation!!!
原本今天是我的休息日嘞... 好难过哦....

Happy Halloween 万圣夜快乐

2009-10-31T00:57:00.005+08:00

I wish I were out partying....
派队!派队! 我要派队!

And not a loser working from home....
不要做个失败者，连在家都得整天工作...

Happy Halloween to All
祝福大家万圣夜快乐

Let me be the biggest loser in 2009!
就让我封为2009年最废的人物吧!

FAT 肥

2009-10-26T16:32:00.005+08:00

My colleague and I were having bathroom chat.
我和一个同事在厕所里三八。
We chat about nonsense....
聊些有的没的。

Out of the sudden, "Hi, you are more filling now! Your pants are tighter now!"
刹那间，"嘿，你好像比较肉肉了耶! 看，连裤子都紧了!"
"....." What am I supposed to answer?
"呃..." 我该如何回答才好喔?

Am I categorized as FAT already?
难道，我已经被列为肥胖组了?

Smile 笑

2009-10-25T14:37:00.012+08:00

Bao Bao always knows how to make me SMILE.
宝宝的强项就是逗我开心了。
{smile... 笑一个}
My Sunday Morning 我的星期天早上:
8:00am - Zzzz....
9:00am - Zzzz....
10:00am - Zzz...z...z....
10:30am - "Babe, wake up. Get ready for breakfast, then church." "宝贝，快起床了啦。吃了早餐，就要去教会了啦。"
10:35am - "Babe, wake up now or we will be late for church. I'd made you breakfast." "宝贝，再不起床就可要迟到了啦。我给你准备了早餐哦。"
10:45am - "How's it? You like it?" "如何？还喜欢吗?"
10:55am - Sunday Service. 崇拜主日。

Bao Bao's Sunday Morning 宝宝的星期天早上:
8:00am - Stupid mowing machine woke Bao Bao up. 吵死人的割草机把宝宝给吵醒了。
9:00am - Hmm... Maybe I should prepare a nice breakfast for my Babe. 哼... 竟然都醒了，那就给我的宝贝做早餐吧。
10:00am - Done! 搞定!
10:30am - Time to wake my Babe up. 是时候唤醒宝贝了啦。
10:35am - Still trying to get my Babe out of her bed. 宝贝还不肯起床。真难搞!
10:45am - Babe finally woke up to have breakfast! 宝贝终于起床吃我弄的爱心早餐了!
10:55am - Going to church feeling happy because Babe loved the chocolate cake I baked especially for her this morning. 好开心哦! 宝贝爱吃宝宝特别为她准备的巧克力蛋糕耶。
{happy together... 我们幸福}
What a great way to start a Sunday. Bao Bao, poor thing....
星期天，幸福的开始。宝宝，那就辛苦你了啦....

Next Stop 下一站

2009-10-25T02:30:00.011+08:00

Announcement 报告!!!
{listen to me! 听我的}
Next Stop下一站: United States of America (美国)
Excuse 借口: Reunion on Thanksgiving 2010 (2010年感恩节团聚)
Duration 多久: 2-3 weeks / 1 month (2-3个星期 / 1个月)
Wanted 被通缉的: Related to Lehigh University or/and Bethlehem Calvary Baptized Church (凡是和理海大学或者/还有和伯利恒浸信会有关的)

Details 详细质料:
1. Catch up with all my buddies in the States (八卦老友的消息)
2. Black Friday shopping (黑色星期五逛街日)
3. Thanksgiving Dinner (感恩聚餐)
4. Mini trip 短游 - cruise, road trip, island... (乘船游览，乘车游览，岛上游览...)
5. FOOD & FUN 吃喝玩乐 - NYC? Vegas? (纽约城市? 拉斯维加斯?)
6. Meet new faces 见新面孔 - Caleb?? (林知源?)
7. Improve English & Mandarin speaking skills? (磨练中英沟通能力?)
8. Enjoy the cool/cold climate (享受凉爽气候)
{wu.... 爽}
Pending 县而未决:
1. Buddies (you know who you are), we better make this trip happens!!!! 朋友们，努力的实现这个梦想吧!!!
2. Boss, please approve my vacation... Pleaseeeee.... 老板，求求你就放我走嘛... 摆脱啦....
{pleaseee... 可以啦}
Gosh! I can't wait! 天啊! 我已迫不及待了啦!
Mad happy just by thinking of it.... 想到都会自己偷笑了啦...
{yipee... 哇....}
USA, here I come AGAIN!!! Welcome me!!
美国，我又回来了!!! 快欢迎我啊!!

I WANT MORE 我还要

2009-10-24T21:46:00.010+08:00

I am definitely addicted.
我肯定是上瘾了。

Some people are addicted to caffeine, 有些人上了咖啡因瘾，
some to cigarettes, 还有些是烟瘾，
some to alcohol, 更有些是酒瘾，
some to drugs, 甚至有些是毒瘾，
others to computer games. 其他的是电动游戏机瘾。

Me? I am totally addicted to Bliss!!!!
而我呢？我竟然是上了Bliss瘾!!!

6 bottles of Bliss (Yogurt Drink) in a weekend!!!
一个周末里，我喝了六大瓶Bliss (酸奶饮品)耶!!!

I better quit before Bliss takes over me...
我一定要把Bliss给戒了!! 否则，我就快被Bliss打败了啦....

ps: Bao Bao, it's all your fault. You shouldn't have bought that as a treat...
注：宝宝，都是你的错啦。你不应该买那饮品来宠坏我啦...

Nasty Comments 残忍的评语

2009-10-24T18:10:00.017+08:00

Can you believe it? It has been 2 years since I graduated, but I just took my graduation pictures in September 2009!! How exciting...
你信吗？我已毕业了两年。可是，我在今年的九月才拍了毕业照!! 超兴奋的耶....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Few days ago, my sister went to the studio to check on my graduation pictures. Soon after she checked out the unedited pictures, she called me.
几天前，姐姐到了拍相馆去看看我的毕业照效果如何。看完了之后，她马上给我摇了个电话。

She said, "All your pictures look great, but ONE. I've no idea how to edit THAT ONE."
她说，"嘿，你的照片拍得还蛮不错嘛。只是有一个.... 超难看的耶。我不晓得要如何帮你修改的啦。"
"Wao! What's wrong with THAT ONE?"
"哇! 有那么难看吗?"
She answered, "You know, you look like Nga Cha Sou -- bucktooth!!"
她回答，"你知道你像谁吗？像牙檫苏 -- 龅牙的!!"
==>
Then, she immediately burst into endless laughter, "Wahahahahahahahahaha...."
然后，姐姐马上抱腹狂笑，"哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...."
".................." Well, I was completely speechless.
".................." 吊线。有口难言。

Ouch!! What a comment. I thought I am considered as cute.
嗷，痛!!! 好绝的评语耶。我还一直都超不要脸的认为自己有点小可爱。

Me = Nga Cha Sou? "IMPOSSIBLE!!!!"
我 = 牙檫苏？"差太远了吧!!!!"

Especially for Zhen 特别为真而制

2009-10-18T22:36:00.011+08:00

Zhen.....
SURPRISED!!!! (I know you sure are surprised!)
lalalalalalala......
真...
惊讶吧! (不要假假说没有啦，我知道你一定有的感动流泪的啦)
啦啦啦啦....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ZHEN PO,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!! -19/10/09-

祝你生日快乐，祝你生日快乐，
祝真婆生日快乐，祝你永远快乐!!! -19/10/09-

May all your wishes come true.
Stay 3Cs: Cute, Cheerful, and Clever
祝你全部，全部，全部的愿望都实现。
永远可爱迷人，开开心心，聪明伶俐

ps: Claim your present at the Service Counter. By the way, you still owe me a present too. Haha!
注：请到服务柜台索取你的礼物。哦，你还欠我一个礼物耶。哈哈!

My Piggy 我的小猪猪

2009-10-18T18:33:00.009+08:00

According to the "Lady Weather Forcast", Somboi is going to be in cloudy and rainny mode.
Definitely NOT GOOD!
最近，"女人心情预像报告" 表示 Somboi 的心情将会是乌云密布，雷电隆隆。
两个字 --> 超烂!

Thus, Bao Bao wants to cheer me up!! He bought me a Piggy Arm Rest since I blog too much!
Definitely SO CUTE!
所以，宝宝一直想要如何逗我开心!! 结果，宝宝买了一个扶手的小猪猪。这样我就可以天天写布落格了!
两个字 --> 超棒!

--> My Piggy, but her Grows In The Dark function failed somehow!
可是，我的小猪猪不会在夜里发光! 大楷是坏了啦!

Bao Bao & Computer 宝宝与电脑

2009-10-18T02:19:00.007+08:00

Today is "Bao Bao & Computer Day".
今天是 "宝宝与电脑日"。

In the morning, Bao Bao mentioned about getting his computer fixed.
一大清早，宝宝就说今天一定要把坏了的电脑搞定。

In the afternoon, Bao Bao went to buy all the parts for his computer.
下午，宝宝就把所有所需的电脑材料都给买齐了。

In the evening, Bao Bao was so excited fixing his computer.
傍晚，宝宝好兴奋的在弄电脑。

At night, Bao Bao is still working on his computer. Hopefully his computer up for DOTA tonight.
晚上，宝宝还在继续修电脑。希望可以把它修好，那就可以通宵打电动了 - DOTA.

In the midnight, Bao Bao still had not firgued out the way to fix his computer. So, no DOTA for the night.
半夜，宝宝还没搞董到底电脑是出了什么问题。结果，没得打电动。

NOW (morning?), Bao Bao is getting pissed off with his computer. Ya, it is still NOT FIXED.
现在(凌晨了?), 宝宝发彪了。是的，电脑还没修好。

Next, I guess Bao Bao might give up on his computer. Because I would.
接下来，我想宝宝会发彪到放弃吧。因为，若是我，我一定会。
--> WHAT THE HELL!!!! 去死吧!!!

Luckiest Girl 幸福女子

2009-10-16T18:06:00.011+08:00

Today, I am the luckiest girl in the world!!
今天，我封自己为全世界最幸福的女子!!

Early in the morning, Bao Bao cuts me some dragon fruits for breakfast.
一大清早，宝宝就为我切龙珠果当早餐。
Later on, Bao Bao cooks me pasta for lunch.
之后，宝宝还煮了意大利面给我吃。
After that, Bao Bao cuts and applies salt to pineapple for me so that I will not hurt my tongue from eating the pineapple.
还有，宝宝切了凤梨，还沾上盐以免我吃的时候割伤了舌头。
Next, Bao Bao washes my car inside and outside.
然后，宝宝帮我把车子洗得一干二净。
Then, Bao Bao prepares dinner.
最后，宝宝还为我准备晚餐!!

I went to the kitchen and asked Bao Bao, "You're so busy with household stuff today. You must be so tired now."
好过意不去哦，便马上跑去了厨房问宝宝, "宝, 你忙了一整天的家务, 一定累死了!"

Bao Bao answered, "If I am busy with household stuff, that means you can relax and enjoy more. Isn't that better?"
宝宝却回答,"如果我忙的话，那就代表你可以有多一点的时间休息啰! 那不是很好吗?"
"Awww.... Bao Bao, You're the best thing happens to me!"
"奥.... 宝宝，你是全世界最棒的了!!"

讨厌的家伙！

2009-10-16T16:09:00.009+08:00

(Oppss... No English Version)

最近心情超差！都是因为他。

办公室里有一个讨厌死了的家伙！看到他的前面，就讨厌倒他的后面。看到他的影子，就已经想吐！听到他讲的话，都会让我的心情超不爽！

总之就是讨厌他啦！恨不得一巴把他扫过去！一脚把他踢到非洲去！咒他十年没得升级！讨厌死我了！为什么会有这样的人！杀了我吧！
让我死了，就算了吧...

Need vacations 我要假期

2009-10-11T11:50:00.011+08:00

Although I can do well at work, I am just not excited to wake up for work. In short, I'm just not a working material.
虽然，我可以是一个女强人，但是，我却超讨厌为了上班而起床。总之，我就不适合成为上班族的啦。

In my mind, I'm always thinking of vacations....

我整天只会计划下一个假期要到哪里去...

I want to go to Islands (Phuket, Somoa, Hawaii), enjoying the sun and water:

到布吉岛，萨摩亚，夏威夷去，享受阳光和海洋：

I want to go to New Zealand, enjoying the relaxing life:

到纽西兰去，享受悠闲生活：

I want to go back to the United States, to remind me of my college life and friends again:

到美国去，怀念我大学和朋友们的生活：

I want to go to Egypt (the trip I always look forward to), enjoying the history:

到埃及 (一直都好想去的地方)去, 欣赏历史

I want to go to Greece and Turkey, enjoying the beauty of the structure:

到希腊和土耳其去，欣赏美丽迷人的建筑

~~~ &

I want to go to North Europe (Sweden, Norway, Finland), hunting for Santa perhaps:

到北欧 (瑞典，挪威，芬兰)去, 寻找圣诞老人吧

Or, I want to hang out with my friends again - shopping, eating, singing K, clubbing, drinking, watching movie, traveling...

又或者，和我的一群死党吃喝玩乐，走遍天地，出生入死...

I just want vacations!!!

总之，我要假期!!!!

Invisible 透明

2009-10-11T01:37:00.011+08:00

Four DOTA addicts are at home right now. One of them is my Bao Bao.

四个DOTA鬼现在正在家里。其中一个竟然是我的宝宝。
They are going to spend all night gaming, while shouting whenever they almost got killed or killed someone in the game....
今夜，这四个小鬼将不停的打电动。真把我给气疯了! 还要边打边大呼小叫个不停到天亮...

Haih.... Sleepy and felt so invisible...

Worst off, felt like I'm dead!!

唉... 超想睡，又觉得自己像个透明人似的...

更糟透的是，我好像是死的!!!

G - Force vs. Where Got Ghost 豚鼠特工队 vs. 吓倒笑

2009-10-09T19:32:00.016+08:00

On my birthday night, I was debating which movie to watch:
生日当晚，拼了命的选电影看：
1. G - Force （豚鼠特工队）
2. Where Got Ghost （吓倒笑）

My first reaction was, "I don't want to watch movie about 3 Ginny Pigs!! It MUST BE boring..."
第一个反应，"我不想看三只白老鼠拍电影啦!! 肯定会闷死我的..."
Thus, Where Got Ghost was the final decision since the reviews said it is a funny movie.
所以，最后的决定是看吓倒笑。而且，听说还蛮好笑的啦。

In the end 结果...
=>
It scared the shit out of me!!! GOSH!!!!
干! 吓倒我快漏尿了啦!! 啊!!!

Last Wednesday, I went to watch G-Force since my friends kept describing the movie as cute and funny.
上星期三，因为朋友说豚鼠特工队好可爱，又好笑。就相信这一次吧! 去看了豚鼠特工队。

As a result 感觉...
=>
What a great movie!!! Excellant!!!
太棒了!! 好好看哦!!

Bottom line is 总结...
I should have watched G-Force on my birthday.... -_-;
我应该选择在生日当天看开心的豚鼠特工队啦... -_-;

^ Miracle ^ 奇迹 ^

2009-10-07T18:11:00.015+08:00

"I'm out of the office at 5:00pm!!!!" ~what a miracle~
"我竟然5点准时下班耶!!!" ~真是奇迹~

Since I started to work, getting off work at 7:00pm, 9:00pm, or even 1:00am are common.
一路来，我都是不到7点，9点，甚至是凌晨1点，都别想回家的啦。

If someone gets off work at 5:00pm, typical assumptions: Must be HR person, Must be lazy person, Sure didn't work one, Father must be Boss, Trainee? (perhaps)...
若有人5点准时下班，就会有人开始三八了：一定是在人事部工作的，肯定是一条懒惰虫，靠关系入行的吧，难道是受训者吗?

The real answer - - - - - - - -> NO BOSSES ARE AT THE OFFICE!!
可是啊，真真的答案是 -----> 老板不在办公室啦!!

(Place the cursor next to the arrow. Then, press left button of your mouse, hold and scroll over to the right to view the answer.)

(自己想办法找去箭头后边的答案吧!)

Dating Scary Girlfriend 我的可怕女友

2009-10-04T23:22:00.016+08:00

Hmm... Let's imagine what would you do if you were the great guy dating a scary girlfriend like me 哼... 试想想，若像你这么样的一个好男人却配上一个像我这么样的可怕的女友，你会如何呢:

(a) "GOD, HELP ME!" "神啊，救救我吧!"

(b) "I don't want to get my ass kicked again." "不想要再把我的屁股给你踢了啦!"

(d) "BITCH, GO TO HELL!!!!" "去死吧，你这个臭三八!!!"

(e) "YOU GO DIE LA!!!" "咒你死死死!!!"

(f) "Dear, I love you anyway... MUAH" "宝贝，无论如何，我都爱你... 来亲一个嘛"

Moon + Cake = Festive? 月+饼=节日?

2009-10-04T22:24:00.019+08:00

PART I 第一幕
I couldn't help, but wonder 我不停的想:
If it is worth to drive 6 hours all the way from Melacca to Perak JUST for the Mid Autumn Festival (a.k.a Mooncake Festival)?
值得吗？就只为了一个中秋节而牺牲自己。开一个6个小时的车程从马六甲一路到霹雳州去？

Well, I did it anyway since I have not many choices...
Therefore, instead of feeling miserable, I might as well try to enjoy the long journey.
可惜，我没有太多的选择。一定要去!
所以，就只好开开心心的享受这段路程吧!
...melacca..马六甲.......perak..霹雳州...

PART II 第二幕
This year, there is no Moon; so, I can't consider it as a Mooncake Festival. However, there is YOU next to me.
今年的中秋节竟然没有月亮，但是，却有你在我的身边陪伴着我。

Thus, the new equation should be 所以，我想了一个新的方程式:
YOU + Cake = Lovely Festive
你 + 饼 = 甜蜜节日
In the end, I concluded "Because of YOU, the 6 hours drive was worth it."
总之，结局就是"因为有你，那6个小时的车程是值得的。"
...甜..lovely..... ....lovely..密...

Toilet Run 厕所在那?! - 30/09/09

2009-10-02T19:13:00.010+08:00

Felt good to be in bed with filled stomach.
肚子饱饱睡觉是一种福气。

11:00pm - Zzzz….. ZZzzz…. Zzzzz…. 我是小猪猪
2:00am - SHIT… Stomach hurts like hell 干! 肚子超痛!
2:15am - SHIT… Stomach hurts like hell again 干! 肚子超极痛!
2:30am - SHIT… Stomach hurts like hell again and again 干! 肚子超极无敌的痛!
......... ...

2:45am - Decided to sit and sleep in the toilet 大便大个不停。在厕所睡觉就算了啦!
3:30am - Coming out from the toilet half dead 拉到我半条命，死了算了!

Huhu… I think I lost at least 2kg!!!

呜... 我廋回2公斤了啦!!昨天等于没吃到!
I LOVE SLEEPING… 我决定! 我爱睡觉...
I HATE “POT LUCK” 讨厌"吃到饱"仪式

!!! Pot Luck !!! 吃到饱!!! 29/09/09

2009-10-02T18:58:00.010+08:00

In view of Hari Raya celebration, a “POT LUCK” celebration at my department all day on 29/09/2009.
办公室为了庆祝马来年，所以举办了一个"吃到饱"仪式。

Eat all you can: Laksa, Beef, Chicken Curry, Snacks, Fried Mee Hoon, Fried Rice, Deserts…
菜单: 想吃什么，就有什么... 而且是吃到饱那种!

8:30am - Eating begins 仪式正式开始 - 吃吧!
9:30am - Eating while Meeting (with OMS) 开会时也吃
10:30am - Eating while Teleconference (with Shareholders) 电话会议时也吃
12:30am - Eating continues 继续吃
2:30pm - Eating while Meeting (with Test Run Group) 开会时又再吃
4:30pm - Eating mode 继续吃
5:30pm - Eating while Packing Food Home 边吃边打包

Wao… I think I gained at least 2kg!!!
哇! 摸摸肚皮，糟! 其马重了2公斤!!!
I LOVE EATING…. 不过，我还是好爱食物哦...
I LOVE “POT LUCK” 我爱上了"吃到饱"仪式

Bad Pizza Day 可恶的匹萨饼日

2009-09-27T20:10:00.011+08:00

Baking Pizza... Pizza... Pizza.... I want Pizza....

我要烤匹萨饼。好想，好想，好... 想... 吃匹萨饼哦!

Hot Dog, Cheese, Mushroom, Tomato Paste, Bread....

全部，全部，全... 部... 的材料都有齐了。

Ready to toast~~~~

马上就要开始烤了~~~

Yummy, yummy~~~

好期待哦~~~

----------

Arrgh!!!! TOASTER DOESN'T WORK!!!!

啊! 气死我了啦! 烤箱竟然死了!!

My PIZZA!!!!!!!!

我要匹萨饼!!!

I'LL KILL THE STUPID TOASTER!!!!!!

恨不得把那臭烤箱给杀了!!

@.... Drunk ....@ 我真的醉了

2009-09-27T10:29:00.012+08:00

So wasted on grandma's birthday @_@
我竟然在婆婆的生日会中醉了!
Down too fast and too much of French Wild Mountain dated 2006 @_@
肯定是一下子喝太快，太多红酒了啦!

Symptoms表征:
1. Walked straight on the road.
But asking, "Why are we walking side way?"
走路歪歪的还敢问, "为什么你乱乱走?"

2. Legs could not support body weight.
"Why not I just piggy back you to the car."
双腿提不起自己了. 还要别人背我上车子.

3. Felt like throwing up whenever in standing position.
Solution is "Must lay down flat!"
不行了!站着就想吐一地... 一定要躺下才行.

4. No energy to wash up before going to bed.
"No pajamas, no brush teeth... JUST zzz..."
有气无力，快死了!不换衣，不刷牙... 只想睡个饱...

5. Non stop talking nonsense.
Keep saying, "@#$~*!^%>& ... ..."
不过，还有一股力气讲一大堆废话! "@#$~*!^%>& ... ..."

@___@ 我真的是醉了啦!

Gochisoosama deshita! 肚子饱饱了

2009-09-26T00:00:00.009+08:00

waiting.... waiting... waiting.... 等啊等啊等...

11:00pm -- ittadaki masu (finally, dinner time!) 终于等到了!
12:00am -- gochisoosama deshita (yummy!!) 呼... 肚子饱饱了!!

* I feel good... * da la da la da la... * I feel good... *
* 感觉好好哦... * 哒啦哒啦哒啦... * 超爽... *

Hungry~~~ 饿!

2009-09-25T22:10:00.010+08:00

5:3opm -- waiting for dinner.... 等...
6:00pm -- saw delicious food... 看见了食物
7:00pm -- thinking of food... 想着食物
8:00pm -- hunger increases... 愈来愈饿
9:00pm -- still waiting for dinner... 还在等...
10:00pm -- hungry~~~~ where is my dinner!!! 食物呢?!

Hungry~~~~~~ 我饿
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hungry 饿死我了啦~~~